ColeDawg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hawk Moth's Spare Time: Miraculous Ladybug Parody]

As if Newgrounds needed another parody, and it's not a good one either. The art and voice acting was pretty decent, but other than that most of it is motion tweened, which just makes it look lazy. Not to mention the joke wasn't funny in the least bit. "Haha get it Hawk Moth is a pervert ahahaha" WHERE'S THE JOKE?!?! I know humor is subjective but I just couldn't see the joke. Typical bad parody animation, nothing new.

alicemargiela responds:

Hey, pal! I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it. This ain't for everyone. I understand where you are coming from. But you can't tell that there was no joke. There was a joke. YOU have an opinion. That's all. You're opinions don't mean nothing. Seems some people enjoyed it, which means there was a joke. It's that YOU can't seem to find it. Have a nice day, champ!

[Pokemon NO]

Everything about this cartoon is bad, and here's why:

1. The animation is very choppy (Especially when the kid playing Pokemon Go was shot by the cop). Not to mention it's filled with so many motion tweens it's not even funny. Overall it's just lazy.

2. I don't like the art. At all. It looks like a bootleg Flashgitz. The only complement I can give is that the backgrounds were alright, Not great but alright.

3. 2 cliched' jokes being put together don't make the haha's. The "Pokemon Go players just can't pay attention lol!!!" and "Black kid gets shot by cop!!! Look out Gonzossm, there's a new comedy master in town!!" jokes are unfunny and you seemed to make them even more unfunny by mixing them.

In conclusion, I may sound really mean in this review. I'll give you one star for trying with this cartoon. Hopefully you can take notes and maybe I'll rate your next toon a little higher. Spend more time on the animation especially.

[OneyPlays ANIMATED : GTA 5 with Mods]

This cartoon was just meh. Personally the only thing I somewhat liked was the lip sync, and even that was off at times. Oh, and the colors and the facial expressions are alright too. The character animation was bad, tho. I think the worst part was when Oney walked away after saying "There's poo poo on the floor". Also, I want to thank you for making the intro take up half of the cartoon!!! Seriously, don't make it that long.

[Stick Skitz: Volume 3]

The only entries I found somewhat decent were the ones made by FlippingBurgers, Rock On Animations and ChrisBasso. Other than that, all the other entries were terrible. Some of these entries looked like someone's first animation. My advice is do a collab when you're ready, when you know that people have improved their animation skills.

StaticSkull responds:

Thank you for your review. :)

[Life's a Zoo]

What the fuck how hasn't this passed judgement yet this has been on Newgrounds for like a day

[Carl Comedy]

You just stole random clipart and put it into your cartoon. Look, If you can't draw, just ask someone to animate this for you. Using clipart makes you look incredibly lazy and unprofessional. As for the plot, it goes all over the place. First he's at the hospital, then he's at the store, and then it ends? Huh? The plot went by way too fast and there's no pacing whatsoever. He's at the hospital then he's at the store. No explanation why, he's just at the store and then he says "That chocolate bar is 500 bucks huhuhuh". Did him jumping off the bridge give him brain damage or is he just a dumb kid? No explanation to anything. You didn't introduce the characters. I know this is your first submission so I'm going to go easy on you. Hopefully in the future your cartoons get better.

GeorgeGardeyAnimatio responds:

lmao i made this in 5th grade

[SleepyCast Animated - Unreleased Family Guy Episode]

Even though there was a lack of animation in this, which knocks off a fair amount of points, The art was pretty decent, although next time I recommend the cartoon would look better if you didn't boil it. You did a great job picking out an excellent moment from the podcast, as it made me giggle quite a bit. So, I guess you did an okay job.

[Crust]

Whoa, this is really good.

[Crazy dancing man]

That guy is a crazy dancing man!!!!!!!!

[Desert Car]

Short, but simple. Pretty good for your first animation. I think the fire could have had a bit more detail but that's just nit-picking so I'll just say it's a good toon